Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Chuck Norris Talks Revolution

Chuck Norris has called on millions of Americans to join with him in a possible 2nd American Revolution. He doesn't need their help to win it, he just thought they might enjoy watching.
Chuck Norris is sounding downright seditious in this World Net Daily Column entitled "President of Texas". Truth is, he is just stating publicly things similar to what a whole lot of regular citizens are saying privately. You can do that when your are Chuck Norris.

He also wants to form cell groups. "For those losing hope, and others wanting to rekindle the patriotic fires of early America, I encourage you to join Fox News' Glenn Beck, me and millions of people across the country in the live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday afternoon (March 13 at 5 p.m. ET, 4 p.m. CT and 2 p.m. PST). Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation. "

I was surprised to find that there were a number of cell groups even in Arkansas. Click here to find the groups from your state.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Chuck!

The only quibble I have is that it would be the 3rd American Revolution.

The 2nd one didn't work out so well for the boys in gray (unfortunately).

6:28 PM, March 10, 2009  
Blogger Mark Moore (Moderator) said...

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.

Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

7:58 PM, March 10, 2009  

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