Saturday, September 09, 2006

On A Pig-Guy Level

Brad Pitt- Creative Genius : AP Photo by Alex Brandon

Wow. You have to be impressed with the creative genius of actor/act-outer Brad Pitt, at least on a Pig-Guy level. He has been living with Actress/Act-outress Angelina Jolie for years. They have adopted children together and have just had their first child together, the bibically-named Shiloh. So that sounds like commitment, right? They asked Pitt if he was thinking about tying the knot with Jolie. His answer is a classic. Pig-Guys everywhere should take note:

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," Pitt said!

Brilliant in its non-committal PC scumminess. Pig-Guys everywhere who are drinking free milk while deftly avoiding purchasing a cow can only grin in admiration. Of course, Pitt has been married before, as has Miss Jolie. She even wore a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck when she was married to him. Maybe Pitt just did not have the guts to say, "I will consider marrying her if she ever gets sane." He could not say that, so instead he is going to wait until Utah and South Carolina leglalize Homosexual "Marriage". Not just homosexual marriage, but whatever anyone wants be it animal, vegtable, or mineral. And of course, even if that happened he STILL left himself an out because he said they would "consider" getting married if that happened.

No pig-guy ever living with a beautiful head case ever came up with a more PC excuse to avoid the altar. Why, it makes him into a positive martyr.

Unfortunately, even the liberals are not buying it. I am going to cut and paste a few of their hilarious posts.

(click SATURDAY below and scroll down for rest of article, or if sent straight here just scroll down)

15 Comments:

Blogger Mark Moore (Moderator) said...

He's really waiting until he can legally marry himself.

Posted By: Dishwasher | September 08 2006 at 03:00 PM
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It really is genius....he'll get all his gay fans back who don't realize this is all just part of the damage control campaign of him cheating on his wife and hooking up with Angie. And all the commitment phobes out there will support him now. So he gets the gays, liberals and straight, single men. Great publicist - this is what his demographic fan base would want to hear. Think about all the stupid things he has said in the past. This was a brilliant move and choreographed.

Posted By: ofcourse (an alias) | September 08 2006 at 03:45 PM
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Jen, I'm beginning to think you got out just in time.

Posted By: ballz (an alias) | September 08 2006 at 04:21 PM

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didn't a lady marry a dolphin in england? step it up pitt.

Posted By: toph | September 08 2006 at 04:21 PM

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lol. I had to get my feet up off the floor when I read this article. The b%^&*()# was ankle deep.

Posted By: wendy (an alias) | September 08 2006 at 04:24 PM

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Oh for Pete's sake. Shut the ^&*( up, Brad. I can't take any more. The more you talk, the more ridiculous I find you. Can't you just shut the ^&*% up already so I can salvage what's left of my sexual fantasies?

Posted By: pinkblonde | September 08 2006 at 07:00 PM

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12:46 PM, September 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill Halter has to be kicking himself. If only HE had thought of this one! Then he would not have had to marry his live-in in order to be electable.

2:30 PM, September 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I mean, he did not marry her until right before, and actually a little bit after, he started running.

2:30 PM, September 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt is an uneducated liberal idiot. Hollywood disgusts me.

9:04 PM, September 09, 2006  
Blogger terrymcdermott said...

Soon these Hollywood nuts will be wanting to marry animals.

11:25 PM, September 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would say that a "pig-guy" is likely to marry a girl considerably younger than he is from a very socially conservative family so that he can wreak his will on her. What are your views on that, Mark?

12:39 PM, September 10, 2006  
Blogger Mark Moore (Moderator) said...

I'm all for it. And so is she. (She is sitting right behind me).

12:48 PM, September 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok -- i assume you disagree with the "pig-guy" opinion -- but how much older are you than she?

12:56 PM, September 10, 2006  
Blogger terrymcdermott said...

Anonymous, why not post your name. By the way the Bible says nothing about marrying someone younger than you.

Say what you want, but have the guts to post your name.

2:58 PM, September 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terrymcdermott, why don't you post your real name? I doubt anyone really believes that you could possibly had been named that. Maybe if it was Terry as a first name and then McDermott, but come one that name is ridiculous.

10:06 PM, September 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

childish

5:29 AM, September 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an idiot. Typical from this moron who pops in every few days to insult Mark.

8:59 AM, September 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous (if that's your real name), I am not an idiot. I also don't pop up every couple days to insult Mark. I used to, but now its only every couple weeks.

Gosh, get it right.

4:02 PM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger rob_star said...

I believe, and you can check me on this, Brad Pitt went to college at the University of Missouri which is an accredited University last I checked, so uneducated would be misleading to say the least. I don't care what this guy does to the women he dates(sans beatings and the like) and neither should you! Who really cares?

4:42 PM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger rob_star said...

I believe, and you can check me on this, Brad Pitt went to college at the University of Missouri which is an accredited University last I checked, so uneducated would be misleading to say the least. I don't care what this guy does to the women he dates(sans beatings and the like) and neither should you! Who really cares?

4:42 PM, September 11, 2006  

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