Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Criminals Among Us

Fayettevillians should feel safe. While they're sleeping at night, that infamous menace to society, Wayne Fincher, is locked securely away in a federal prison down in Fort Smith. Well, okay, Fincher doesn't have a criminal history. But after an 8-month investigation by the US Treasury Department, in which it was determined that Fincher failed to obtain permits for a couple of weapons he had made, the federal government thuggishly arrested him, rescuing his community from the possibility that Fincher would continue abiding among them in much the same way he lived his first 60 years in their midst: without a problem. He's not yet been found guilty, but don't worry- neither is he out on bond due to the steep terms insisted on by the federal government and agreed to by the fearful magistrate: $250,000, the deed to his family farm, banishment from said premises while remaining under house arrest at his daughter's abode, and no contact with his friends in the Washington county militia. Smelling a rat, Fincher balked at the "offer." So the people of Northwest Arkansas can all sleep peacefully knowing he's rotting in jail.

But wait. I forgot to mention...

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I thought only ILLEGALS killed white people. LOL Looks like the whites lead in Mass Murders and Serial Killers. And we want to preserve the so called WHITE RACE. Give me a break.

12:17 PM, January 10, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's "we", dimwit? Is your gig to drop by and play the race card to try to veer every discussion into an area covered by your brain dead talking points?

Free Wayne!

12:26 PM, January 10, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Fincher CHOOSE to illegally possess machine guns being in the possession of a firearm not registered in the National Firearms Registration and Transfer Record.

People make stupid life choice's all the freaking time.

His consequences an no different the motorcyclist that CHOOSES to drive 130MPH, crashes and is paralyzed from the waist down.

Tragic, but SELF INFLICTED.

It just pisses me off the you say he's lived 60 years without incident.

Seems to me Al Capone lived without incident for quite a while too.

What BOGUS arguments... I hope you are sane enough to see that.

10:11 AM, February 04, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Fincher CHOOSE to illegally possess machine guns being in the possession of a firearm not registered in the National Firearms Registration and Transfer Record.

People make stupid life choice's all the freaking time.

His consequences an no different the motorcyclist that CHOOSES to drive 130MPH, crashes and is paralyzed from the waist down.

Tragic, but SELF INFLICTED.

It just pisses me off the you say he's lived 60 years without incident.

Seems to me Al Capone lived without incident for quite a while too.

What BOGUS arguments... I hope you are sane enough to see that.

10:11 AM, February 04, 2008  

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