Monday, November 29, 2010

Odinga Says Homosexual Acts Should Be Punished with Prison

Prime Minister Odinga. It looks like we elected the wrong Kenyan.

Not that I support prison for the private consensual behavior of adults. But my point is that voters can't vote too conservative. It's impossible. We've gotta vote for some Odingas just to keep things from swinging further toward the cesspool. To get moderate, you have to vote off-the-edge-of-the-earth conservative. Anything less, and pretty soon any church that does not host a homosexual marriage will be classified as potential domestic terrorists and shut down for hate crimes. Note how I mildly exaggerate for emphasis, but a subtle dog like you gets my point, right?

It's the same way with fiscal issues as with social issues. If you elect a wild-eyed fiscal conservative caveman who wants to repeal the New Deal by attacking it with a stone ax, then maybe it means that you can stave off the next tax increase for two more years.

To get moderate government, seek out men to the right of Loy Mauch and beg them to run for office!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get it! We can't just elect people that are moderate, like most of America, no we need to elect far-right Tea party types to even things out!

This is code for: "We can't get elected on what we say we'll do so please elect us for what we say the result will be"!

Maybe Maddox, the Tea Party favorite, should have used that one!

Great strategy!

8:52 PM, November 29, 2010  
Anonymous RockThisTown said...

The problem with moderates is very simple: tax rates & government grow at a slower pace under moderates than with liberals, but true conservatives would stop both in their tracks. Liberals are all for moderates, b/c if they can't get their way all the time, at least they can get their way some of time, thus advancing their agenda, albeit incrementally.

9:05 PM, November 29, 2010  
Blogger Mark Moore (Moderator) said...

I am glad you get it, because the last 50 years of US History (at least) bears it out.

It goes back further. Jefferson noted that the natural state of things is for government to grow and liberty to lose ground.

4:21 AM, November 30, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...if they can't get their way all the time, at least they can get their way some of time

If I may have another try at it: "If they can't get their way all the time, at least they never lose ground."

7:20 AM, November 30, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is blasphemy!
Leviticus "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death;"

Ib other words FAGS MUST DIE, at least according to that book of Jewish folk songs and faux christian red necks

8:24 AM, November 30, 2010  
Blogger Mark Moore (Moderator) said...

The law is good, but we are not good enough people to have that law. We need grace, gay or straight.

10:54 AM, November 30, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about this verse in Romans?

They, knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Or, speaking of fables:

The time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned to fables.

11:20 AM, November 30, 2010  

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