GOP Bikini Model Staffer and Petrino
The Republican Party of Arkansas' staffer Alison Melder apparently sent 200 messages and images to former Arkansas Football Coach Bobby Petrino. You can see some of the images at the Arktimes story on it. Apparently, among her other accomplishments, she is a Bikini world champion. The state GOP paid her around $1,700 last month alone for a part time job of "unspecified duties". They might ought to consider specifying what those duties were, otherwise some with a less pure mind than myself might jump to unwarranted conclusions.
The next time the state Republican party sends you a letter asking for donations, remember the money will be put to good use. Without your sacrificial giving, the state party could never do things like hiring outstanding young ladies like this one perform "unspecified duties" for Republicans in the state.
But let's zoom out a bit. Don't worry America. You can still count on the two-party system to represent you. There is no need to send them any sort of message, hold them accountable, or consider other options. Please continue to outsource to them your responsibility to protect your liberties and vet your public "servants." The global corporations which fund them both appreciate your non-attention.